“dammit Bacon, you tire me with your endless ranting! But how I miss it on occasion. Like when there's nothing better to do, and when you can't bear to pay attention to 'the Bachelor.' I am worried that you're not getting out enough. I mean, I hope you're able to, physically, but I really don't know. Ho w are you, really ? I ask not only because I admire you as a free thinker and innovator of web creativity, but because the long hair and 'smell' worry me. I mean, I'm lazy, but shit! (which is why I rarely poke me head into the fried pork realm that is, without saying, cold. I am a fair-weather Baconian.”