“Free Christmas MP3 Of The Day: Christmas Swing Blues by Steve McCambridgeFree Christmas Song Of The Day: Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses Last night was a lot of fun .  A little frustrating, but still fun.  And it started like it continued.  James came in and had a huge bunch of flowers.  I asked him if he was guilty or sorry, and he said that he wasn't either.  I laughed and I said that if he was buying flowers, it was one or the other.  He said they were to keep his mum sweet, which is something I really sympathise with.  But then he added that there was a third reason you buy flowers - to get your girlfriend to have sex with you.  I laughed and told him it still fell into one of the two catagories, because you're sorry you're not having sex, so you buy the flowers.  I still just thought it was fantastically funny that James finds the need to buy his girlfriend flowers to have sex with him.  Well...not that funny I guess...he's no Brad Pitt.  My nickname for him is Spud, due to his Mr Potato Head face.  And I think my nickname is the least cruel out of all of them in the store...”