“I'll let you decide which are Tranny And Susannah.  But here is a clue.  One is a blonde, the other is a brunette.Now, I had a worrying thing happen during my shift.  I went mostly deaf in one ear.  I could still hear, but a lot of the time it was muffled.  And oddly, as instantly as it appeared, it disappeared.  One minute I could barely hear, a few hours later I could hear perfectly again.  I really hated it, because I couldn't hear properly, which always irritates me!  Anyway, now I can hear properly, so, that's all good!So, at 2:30 I went for my lunch, went to grab my cash card, and then looked out the window to see the truck pulling in.  Much to my delight.  See, I equally loathe and love getting the cages off the truck.  I am more than aware that pulling the heavy cages off the truck is the reason I have a 79kg punch.  That is in contrast to my rugby playing best friend who has a 69kg punch...  Anyway, I loathe it because it exhausts me before I get a single case worked.  This said, it does also fire me up...  But I digress.  The delivery was in at 2:30am, and finished by 6am.  Which leads me onto my next point...SIMON WASN'T HAPPY WITH THAT!  I am not sure what kind of superman he thinks I am, and although I CAN work fast, I do it purely as a favour.  It is not a paid for service.  And I do it when *I* feel like it.  Funnily enough, after coming back from what was described by my nurse of a sister as a serious cold, I wasn't really in the mood for stretching my legs and pushing the limits.  Which irritated Simon.  He expected me to do all the racking, and all the loading bay.  Then had a pop at me for not doing so.  At the end of the shift.  I told him I didn't have time, and he told me that I must do better tonight.  Whatever buckaroo.  He did the entire chilled on his own, which was good, but I am still recovering.  Lastly, our company excels at memos.  Nothing is spellchecked or grammar checked.  Up until now I thought this was purely the domain of our internal management.  I was wrong.  We got this from our directors:"Christmas is a busy time but an immensely enjoyable, we can..."Bless them.  They don't live in the real world.  It's only immensely enjoyable if you get all of Christmas off , and earn about £100k a year.  Oh.  Wait.  They do...Permalink”