“Hello All...First, I want everyone to know that the other night, before the federal government decided to give me all my money for the next 6 months, I was a little low in the cash department and still wanted beer...so what did I get? Thats right--Keystone tall boys at Schnucks for 3.98 a six pack. Life was good.Second, I got a job! Yay! I'll be in DC all summer putting sex offenders in jail for the Department of Justice. If anyone knows anyone that I might be able to stay with, I'd be much obliged.Third, my new thing is roasting large pieces of poultry. I made a turkey over break and I just bought a whole chicken I'm going to stuff w/ shit and make all tastily Hoorah for holiday weekend drinking!!! ”