“On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed."On another Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push."Sign at a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels."On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday's Meals on WheelsAt a Proctologist's door:"To expedite your visit please back in."At an Optometrist's Office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We heard you coming."In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"”