“I know, I know - crap posting regularity. We used to update daily and still will - soon. There’s plenty I am genuinely livid about and it needs to be told graphically: Paris Hilton and God?, why Arcade Fire won’t come and play live in my front room, and the striking correlation between income and skin blemishes. However, for now an apology - you’ve been starved of our half baked drivel fest for the following reasons:”