You know Dollhouse is going to rock because they've almost canceled it, and it hasn't even aired yet. Based purely on Fox's record, this will be the greatest show ever.

I hate you so much for making me aware that such a thing exists in this world.

That light bulb is brilliant. I wonder what they'll retail for.

The real sadness is that they had the contest, which he didn't show up for, and then he tried to take it. Epic fail indeed.

Actually, it looks like it has "so bad it's worth watching" potential.

Nice - Very nice.

Sweet, Chock full of references that only us and about 12 other people on the planet will get.

Dollhouse looks good. Unfortunately, it's Fox, so the better it is, the worse time slots it will get until it's prematurely cancelled. Man I miss Firefly and The Tick.

What? Dude likes trains. And Godzilla. And light touching. Okay, you win. WTF?

Three words: The Lawnmower Man. Perhaps the silliest, and farthest stretching, adaptation of a story ever.

Offensive? Jasen, the human body crudely depicted through characters is a beautiful thing and nothing to be ashamed of. Don't be such a prude.

Clean as a whistle, baby. 0%. Take that, beeyotches. (Of course it helps that it misses things like "beeyotches".)

I'm a little surprised by the Edward Norton thing. From what I read, it seems like he just doesn't want to a behind-the-scenes creative difference, one the he indicates is pretty commonplace, to overshadow the actual finished product, which he still considers a success even if it wasn't exactly what he wanted. I'm guessing you disagree with my assessment on this one?

The Kool-Aid man is possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

You forgot all that sweet free imitation crabmeat for your troubles.

I can't argue with you there.

Yours was the first one I ran, Sister Mary Francis.

Use the date if there isn't a non-link text.

seriously

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